In the lead-up to Avengers: Endgame, the internet was abuzz with one specific conspiracy theory: Why doesn’t Ant-Man just climb inside Thanos’ ass and expand. It’s a good question. Undoubtedly, the expansion of Pym Particles inside of Thanos’ big, purple butt would be enough to tear him apart. Instead, they went with Thor cutting off his head. C’est la vie. But thankfully, the Imagineers at Disney have a new spin on the Ant-Man crawling in Thanos’ anus theory: What if Ant-Man went in through the mouth?
Debuting at Disneyland’s Pym Test Kitchen at the upcoming Avengers Campus, the Quantum-sized Pym-ini is a $100 sandwich destined to leave brave eaters clutching their stomachs and wondering why they didn’t just shove this $100 sandwich straight up their asses. To be fair, the scientists at the Pym Test Kitchen designed the Pym-ini to feed six to eight people. However, we all know that people are just going to try and eat this massive serving of salami, rosemary ham, provolone on toasted focaccia with marinara dipping sauce and an arugula side salad as some sort of YouTube challenge. At least they’re getting some greens.